Noel's Funny Phone Calls by Noel Edmonds on the BBC Records label:
A1: The Telephone Engineer
A2: Telephone Consumer Service
A3: Mickey Mouse Phone
A4: The Spanish Holiday
A5: Pony Trekking In Wales
A6: The New Driving Test With "Extras"
A7: The Emergency Stop
A8: The Wrong Highway Code
A9: American Parking Ticket
B1: Going To Hospital
B2: Playing Cricket In Prison
B3: Booking A Band To Play In The Nude
B4: The Laundrette
B5: The Unusual Gift
B6: Robin Cousins Fit-It
B7: Haggis Shooting