Noel's Funny Phone Calls 2 by Noel Edmonds on the BBC Records label:
A1: The Ceiling
A2: The Washing Machine
A3: The Impressionist
A4: Lady Rowers
A5: Molecatcher
A6: The Registration Plates
A7: Cosmetic Surgery
B1: The Shocking Telephone
B2: Crutches
B3: Netball Knickers
B4: Mrs. Cockshott
B5: D.I.Y. Traffic Lights
B6: The Siamese Cat Meeting