200 Motels by Frank Zappa on the United Artists Records label:
Original UK pressing from 1971 - UDF 50003 - with gatefold sleeve and booklet - no poster -
A1: Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 1:59
A2: Mystery Roach 2:33
A3: Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers 0:48
A4: This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) 0:56
A5: Tuna Fish Promenade 2:30
A6: Dance Of The Just Plain Folks 4:39
A7: This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) 0:59
A8: The Sealed Tuna Bolero 1:40
A9: Lonesome Cowboy Burt 3:51
B1: Touring Can Make You Crazy 2:53
B2: Would You Like A Snack? 1:23
B3: Redneck Eats 3:03
B4: Centerville 2:31
B5: She Painted Up Her Face 1:42
B6: Janet's Big Dance Number 1:18
B7: Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 1:57
B8: Mysterioso 0:48
B9: Shove It Right In 2:32
B10: Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude 4:00
C1: I'm Stealing The Towels 2:14
C2: Dental Hygiene Dilemma 5:12
C3: Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 3:00
C4: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 3:11
C5: Penis Dimension 4:35
C6: What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 3:27
D1: A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 1:09
D2: Magic Fingers 3:55
D3: Motorhead's Midnight Ranch 1:30
D4: Dew On The Newts We Got 1:10
D5: The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 0:41
D6: The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 1:10
D7: The Girl's Dream 0:55
D8: Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 1:01
D9: Strictly Genteel (The Finale) 11:09