Frank Zappa Meets The Mothers Of Prevention (European Version) - A1: We're Turning Again 4:55 A2: Alien Orifice 4:03 A3: Yo Cats 3:31 A4 What's New In Baltimore? 5:21 B1: I Don't Even Care 4:43 B2: One Man - One Vote 2:36 B3: H.R. 2911 3:35 B4: Little Beige Sambo 3:02 B5: Aerobics In Bondage 3:16

Original UK 2xLP from 1984 - includes original inners, but centre of gatefold cover is blank / printing error - A1: The Closer You Are 2:58 A2: In France 3:30 A3: Ya Hozna 6:26 A4: Sharleena 4:33 B1: Sinister Footwear II 8:40 B2: Truck Driver Divorce 9:03 C1: Stevie's Spanking 5:24 C2: Baby, Take Your Teeth Out 1:24 C3: Marque-Son's Chicken 7:34 C4: Planet Of My Dreams 1:40 D1: Be In My Video 3:39 D2: Them Or Us 5:08 D3: Frogs With Dirty Little Lips 2:46 D4: Whipping Post 7:32

Original Uk 2xLP from 1979 with gatefold sleeve and lyric inner sleeves - A1: I Have Been In You : 3:33 A2: Flakes : 6:41 A3: Broken Hearts Are For Assholes : 3:46 A4: I'm So Cute : 4:20 B1: Jones Crusher : 2:49 B2: What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World : 0:33 B3: Rat Tomago : 5:15 B4: We Gotta Get Into Something Real : 0:32 B5: Bobby Brown : 2:43 B6: Rubber Shirt : 2:58 B7: The Sheik Yerbouti Tango : 2:44 C1: Baby Snakes : 1:50 C2: Tryin' To Grow A Chin : 3:32 C3: City Of Tiny Lites : 5:30 C4: Dancin' Fool : 3:43 C5: Jewish Princess : 3:16 D1: Wild Love : 4:10 D2: Yo' Mama : 12:38

UK Vinyl LP with gatefold cover from 1979 A1: The Central Scrutinizer : 3:27 A2: Joe's Garage : 6:10 A3: Catholic Girls : 4:26 A4: Crew Slut : 5:51 B1: Wet T-Shirt Nite : 5:26 B2: Toad-O Line : 4:18 B3: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? : 2:35 B4: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up : 7:17

Original UK pressing from 1971 - UDF 50003 - with gatefold sleeve and booklet - no poster - A1: Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 1:59 A2: Mystery Roach 2:33 A3: Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers 0:48 A4: This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) 0:56 A5: Tuna Fish Promenade 2:30 A6: Dance Of The Just Plain Folks 4:39 A7: This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) 0:59 A8: The Sealed Tuna Bolero 1:40 A9: Lonesome Cowboy Burt 3:51 B1: Touring Can Make You Crazy 2:53 B2: Would You Like A Snack? 1:23 B3: Redneck Eats 3:03 B4: Centerville 2:31 B5: She Painted Up Her Face 1:42 B6: Janet's Big Dance Number 1:18 B7: Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 1:57 B8: Mysterioso 0:48 B9: Shove It Right In 2:32 B10: Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude 4:00 C1: I'm Stealing The Towels 2:14 C2: Dental Hygiene Dilemma 5:12 C3: Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 3:00 C4: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 3:11 C5: Penis Dimension 4:35 C6: What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 3:27 D1: A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 1:09 D2: Magic Fingers 3:55 D3: Motorhead's Midnight Ranch 1:30 D4: Dew On The Newts We Got 1:10 D5: The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 0:41 D6: The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 1:10 D7: The Girl's Dream 0:55 D8: Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 1:01 D9: Strictly Genteel (The Finale) 11:09

Original UK Vinyl LP from1970 with tri-color quadrant labels. Gatefold sleeve - A1: Peaches En Regalia : 3:58 A2: Willie The Pimp : 9:25 A3: Son Of Mr. Green Genes : 8:58 B1: Little Umbrellas : 3:09 B2: The Gumbo Variations : 12:55 B3: It Must Be A Camel : 5:15

UK LP from 1970 with olive gatfold sleeve - A1: Transylvania Boogie 5:01 A2: Road Ladies 4:11 A3: Twenty Small Cigars 2:17 The Nancy & Mary Music (9:30) A4.1: Part 1 2:42 A4.2: Part 2 4:11 A4.3: Part 3 2:37 B1: Tell Me You Love Me 2:43 B2: Would You Go All The Way? 2:30 B3: Chunga's Revenge 6:16 B4: The Clap 1:24 B5: Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink 2:45 B6: Sharleena 4:07

UK Vinyl LP Stereo from 1968 with gatefold cover - A: Lumpy Gravy Part One : B: Lumpy Gravy Part Two :